[Once upon a time there was a clearing that wasn’t only surrounded by trees, but also ideal for an ambush and packed with monsters. Then along came a dark god, bearing the divine sun parasol of Apollo. Which was ridiculously shiny, golden and packed with red ornaments.
Taking a look at the monsters everywhere, the god brandished his parasol and spoke in the most bored voice ever: ]
"First divine umbrella user technique: SOLAR BEAM"
[...and there was light.]
((ooc: Placeholder post because I need to go to work now. ;w; Hades and Apollo are going to tag separately. ALSO, IF YOU'RE A WEAPON AND WANT TO BE USED