Fourth time is a charm!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[Alright people, you know the drill! There is [1] neatly stacked pile of magazines near the entrance of the inn. There is no fangirl in sight! And yes, the newspapers are very free for the taking.]







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Comments

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

But you said you could do it better than me. Which is bullshit.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Go drown yourself.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

You're just a bad sport, Noah.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Tun around and I'll show you how much of a bad sport I am, asshole.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

What, you plan to whine and meow 'till I fall over? I don't have to turn around for that.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

No, I'm going to shoot you.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Same thing. That's always what you do when you know you're losing~

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I try to shoot you from the get-go.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

'Cause you always throw yourself into dumb-ass situations without thinking about it.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

.................

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

You know if you really want to beat Ikki Minami, there's a ton of shit he's weak against...

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

--There is??

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Of course. He's gotten a lot stronger but he's not fucking immortal.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Tell me his weaknesses!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

......before that, first tell me what you tried on that date that didn't work. How did he beat you?

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uhhh...well. I tried to shoot him, but he stopped the bullets.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Actually stopped them? Or just knocked them off course? And did you feel like a storm was blowing all around? Or did he focus it somewhere?

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

I can't remember! He just stopped them like nothing! But there was a ton of wind.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Keh, no wonder you always lose. But based on that, I'd guess the best way to counter it is with the principle of the Roar Regalia. *srs thinking here* Hmm, how could we use that here...

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

"Roar Regalia"....???

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Yep. The best way to combat wind is to harness it and convert its force... like a pinwheel. That's what the Roar Regalia does, but it's based on a simple idea. We can probably find someone to build something like it here.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*no hablo man D: what is all this high-tech technobabble ypu speak*

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

*noticing; so here have some simpler terms*

Remember before you beat me? You went and found some punk to modify your gun... you'll just have to find somebody to mod it a different way if you wanna get Crow.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. I don't think that guy's here anymore, though.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

But there's gotta be some weapons bitch around here now. The island doesn't let things stay quiet here for long so it probably wants you to go challenge Crow again.