track 03: corpse loves you yeah!

[popdeculture.livejournal.com]

Huh? There's someone on the beach...

... ... ... ... ...

I... IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

((STARTING OFF RANDOM DEAD DUDE ON BEACH WEEKEND. :|b Have a very distressed Ranka who has just happened upon the corpse while walking along the beach this fine island day. PS she doesn't cope with situations involving these types of things well so sorry if she freaks out at you. D: PS feel free to threadhop or whatever. :O

EDIT: tags will be MEGAS SLOW because Christ you guys are all tag rapists.))

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[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

It's dead... the body is still has the blood inside... so it's okay for me to use it. Right? Right?

I mean... it's not like it's going to hurt anyone now! And the person can't complain either! Not to mention it's still human DNA so it can't hurt me! It might be a little cold, but that's okay! Right? Right?

Aaaaaah~ but the sun is still up, so I can't go out and get to it yet. I'm not too hungry.. but I want to at least have something before I start getting real hungry again. Especially after what happened with Senpai.

I wonder who it was anyway?

(Anyone wanna hang with the girl in the sidelines?)

NOT!AUTOPSY REPORT

[wright-on.livejournal.com]

Name: Dr. Owen N. Theocean. (Identified by a Driver's License in his wallet)
Age: 38 (Also thanks to the license, all other information obscured by water damage)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Time of Death: Anywhere between 11 A.M. last night and 1 P.M. today.
Cause of Death: Undetermined. The body appears to have...been in the ocean for a while, but on closer inspection, there are two uneven slash wounds across the neck, three stab wounds on the torso (one on the side of the chest, one in the stomach, one in the shoulder), and bruising along the back and head, and though the bruising is so thorough we can't really tell what caused it, I'd say it's somewhere along the line of a hammer or a baseball bat, just because of the size of them.

Since the body can only still bruise while alive or immediately after death, it's safe to say that all these were inflicted while the victim was still alive or only newly dead, so we can rule out drowning as a cause of death for sure. Whether or not the stab wounds inflicted were before or after his death, I'm not sure.

If there's a qualified doctor around here that can do more than that, I'd really appreciate it. This is kind of bare-bones for an autopsy report.

As for the rest of you...pardon how cliché this sounds, but where were you on the night of the crime?

[ooc; Doin' what he does best: snooping for information. Threadhopping is also a-okay in this post!]