That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

After four long and arduous years, I finally found the Truth. The truth of our lovely island paradise. Lend me your ears or other auditory receivers, people. This is pretty freaking important, da ze~

The secret of the island. Where is it? Who kidnapped us and stuck us in here with no hope of getting out voluntarily? How do we escape? The answers lie with this old man right here. His name is Namumu, and he has a plan for this island, da ze~ I don't know what that plan is yet, but he clearly does not have our well being in mind, da ze~ This island is on a planet called Sengoku Ran, but it isn't even a real island, just a reproduction of one. It was made out of garbage, so just so you know, that pizza tree or those berries were probably someone's crap. I guess that detective kid was right to not trust them, huh? Ku ku kuuuuu~ Anyway, Namumu mentioned to me that everyone here is fulfilling the first steps to his G R plan. And then he got away from me, the bastard...

He was heading towards Clam Island. Maybe a few of you brave warriors could check it out, maybe find a few more clues to where he is hiding. If we find him, we can force him to let us out and return to our homes, and I'm sure plenty of you would love that, huh?

[See Kururu. See Kururu fulfill his dare while still being a jackass at the same time. Do you believe him?]

[If you happen to be trying to take refuge in the Library from the rain today, you... might want to look somewhere else. Your local island library is currently experiencing its own miniaturized version of all the heavy showers, thanks in part to the numerous huge leaks in the roof. And the books? Well, they are mostly drenched except for doujinshi section, that section is mysteriously missing and your froggy librarian is doing a very slow job in trying to save them]

I suppose this means I'm going to have to close down the library while I try to repair the roof... if the rain will let up, of course~ Ku ku kuuuu~ At least my leafy umbrella is holding up in here, da ze~ I've got 2 days to get the books out and start drying them out if they are going to be salvaged. Hmm~ But I wonder if I should, da ze~

[You book nerds better save your precious books if you want to have ANYTHING to read.]

Kuu~ ku ku kuuu~ It's about time this event came around. How many times have I been preparing for this time now, fifteen? Well, now it's time to go with a little more "homesick" feeling, da ze~ And this time, Prier can't complain about me hi-jacking the hut for it. Nothing says I can't pull this stunt right next to the house, now is there?

[the perfect bait! A HOLOGRAPHIC REPLICA OF KERORO'S ROOM! Every detail is perfect, it even feels real! Look at those gundam models! But, it's all a hologram no matter how real it looks]

Ku ku kuuuu~ maybe I shouldn't have put that many gundam models in the room, but at least it's accurate, da ze~ Maybe this time Kero-kun will actually stop by, perhaps have a chat with Fuyuki Hinata-kun~ Ku kuu~ Ah, right, should make room for curry refreshments, da ze~ I suppose I could just take someone's candy for Nitouhei. Maybe this year I'll be luckier.

[The Kero-pad for froggy fun or lack of. There is a ton of curry and a little bit of Dance Man music playing in the background. Come and build a gundam model! or just, you know, hang out. COME TO ME, MY KERORO PLATOON!]

[where ever you may be, there will suddenly be a buffet table full of (leafy) platters. And on those platters are an assortment of sushi dishes. But these aren't your regular sushi dishes, no, you may even say they aren't sushi at all. They are just fruit rolls and desserts. Well, most of them are anyway. And, of course, there is a yellow frog behind the table, peddling his dishes]

Come try a Pekoponian Roll, a specialty from space. It's quite addicting and good for your skin. Or just a dessert plate, if you're a sugar-coated wuss.

Kuuuu~ Come try a Pekoponian Roll~

I regret signing myself up for this. But if it'll keep her mouth shut, it's a small price to pay. Besides, it's not like it'll work like a real one, da ze~ That's just asking for trouble, and that's just plain stupid. ku ku kuuuu~ Not that she'll know that.

... Why am I putting so much refinement in the outline? Eh, whatever. HEY! YUI PHOOEY! Get over here and get your honorary alien badge symbol.... thing. It'll only be around for a limited time and after that, I'm trashing it. It also makes a decent cellphone charm, da ze~

... Maybe I should have went with red instead.

Snazzy, eh Island? Enough wedding bells, missing slippers and shoes and all the frilly crap to kill a guy. Well, I'm not gonna let you get me down, it's time I show you what I'm made of.

... "Every rose has its thorns. This one just has far too many for it's own good." Laaaame. Roses are stupid anyway, nothing says wedding like wild onion weeds~ That fresh onion smell, makes everything better, yes? Speaking of onions, I should find some, my vegetable store is running low. By the way, Island~ When I asked for my laboratory that's on Pekopon, I didn't mean a 1/25 scale model of it. I don't care if I missed my third "Islandversary" or whatever, I want the real thing! I guess I'll just give this to Taichou if I ever see him again.

((wedding post that doubles as his belated three year island birthday something or other?))

Oh wildlife, you never cease to amuse me. When I said you aren't allowed near the curry spring, I mean you're not allowed within five hundred kilometers of it. Too bad for you it means you're always near it. Now behold! Fear my giant ass! That's right, cower before my mighty paper ass! Now get out if you want to not be paper food. Ku ku ku kuuu~ Now if only Viper's grunts did the same, da ze~

... ... Now what am I supposed to do with you? Don't you dare breathe fire on me or something. You may, however, shoot giant missiles that pound things with a hammer. Ku ku kuuu~ Let's see if we can't get you to break down that pesky little barrier thing over the spring, shall we~? Hopefully that woman hasn't gone and hoarded the entire spring while I have been gone, or else there will be no nice things for her.

((C-Canon updated Kururu get!? He's now up to a few episodes before the current Keroro anime episodes almost three years worth of anime plus the four movies, which means MUSHA KERO subseries plot. Basically, Keroro Platoon went to some planet to save it and had feudal japanese type aspects but with more mecha and sci-fi :( ANYWAY! Kururu's all dressed up in robe and... thing like in icon, all doctor-like, and yes he has a giant donkey with him. Despite how lifelike it may be, it's... made out of paper. Yeah. I'll leave it at that for now))

They say hot springs near an active volcano are some of the best hot springs on Pekopon. It would make sense the same would apply here to the island's hot springs. All the ominous rumbling of the volcano is doing wonders for the hot springs here, da ze~ Frankly, the island should make the volcano rumble up more often.

Now here's the strange thing. Why aren't there any of you Pekoponians taking advantage of this, da ze~? Not that I mind, on the contrary! It means more private time for me~ It just seems odd, that's all.

Nothing beats a curry bath, though. Oh well, a little hot spring soaking every now and then is important.

((yellow frog in the hot springs. Hot springs post anyone?))

[A stake, a key, a sign that says "Key for Sale", and a frog eating curry right next to his beloved curry spring and also watching something on a small and strange tv and shooting down roaches, hurray for multitasking. This is very normal yes]

Mmm, now I know exactly what I've been missing back on Pekopon. Some really nice parody videos. I knew that rip-off would give us something like this. Oooh, I probably should destroy this before the guys related to this start snooping around and ask questions. Nothing's worse than having to answer questions they shouldn't be knowing the answers too, da ze~ ...Hmm~ what else did I miss? US Presidential election, how nice. Hmmm. I miss having my quality TV time, da ze~ It's much more interesting than looking for the lock to this key. Besides, selling it would be much better.

Hmm, is something different today, da ze~? Ku ku kuuuu~

((This. Kururu is watching that on that small, special, Youtube-only tv that he picked up from wherever it was left last time it was used. Also not caring about roaches and keys and yes. Not an excuse to have CG characters to come poking around, nope.))