It's a big ass--!

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Oh wildlife, you never cease to amuse me. When I said you aren't allowed near the curry spring, I mean you're not allowed within five hundred kilometers of it. Too bad for you it means you're always near it. Now behold! Fear my giant ass! That's right, cower before my mighty paper ass! Now get out if you want to not be paper food. Ku ku ku kuuu~ Now if only Viper's grunts did the same, da ze~

... ... Now what am I supposed to do with you? Don't you dare breathe fire on me or something. You may, however, shoot giant missiles that pound things with a hammer. Ku ku kuuu~ Let's see if we can't get you to break down that pesky little barrier thing over the spring, shall we~? Hopefully that woman hasn't gone and hoarded the entire spring while I have been gone, or else there will be no nice things for her.

((C-Canon updated Kururu get!? He's now up to a few episodes before the current Keroro anime episodes almost three years worth of anime plus the four movies, which means MUSHA KERO subseries plot. Basically, Keroro Platoon went to some planet to save it and had feudal japanese type aspects but with more mecha and sci-fi :( ANYWAY! Kururu's all dressed up in robe and... thing like in icon, all doctor-like, and yes he has a giant donkey with him. Despite how lifelike it may be, it's... made out of paper. Yeah. I'll leave it at that for now))