[If you just so happen to be passing by a particular shore, you may witness a strange sight.
A young boy, stripped of his clothing, screaming his lungs off while a snake chases him around and around.]
NU-OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!
[For you lucky souls viewing this, you may see that after some time, he speeds by a pile of blue, snatches up the clothing and another precious object- a snack box of sorts- and claws his way up a tree.]
S-stay-- Uuuuuuu.... Stay back!
[Oh look. The serpent in question simply hisses in reply and begins to travel up towards the trembling child.]
Ah-
OOOU?! Someone! Someone please save... save Vulcan first, but make sure to save me, too!