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[wherever you are, you may see a sign that says "TEA PARTY AT LOKI'S MANSION!" if you do decide to go the mansion, there will be a big table and tea! but most especially fortune cookies. an endless supply of them.]

Did you come here for the tea party? I found a jar of cookies in the cupboard and I decided to share. Go and take a seat and I'll pour you some tea.

[fortune cookies may or may not be accurate and/or serious :D]

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Attention, islanders--! I have a very serious topic to discuss.



I'm sure that a lot of you know this boy. He has hired me to help him with a problem and I'm... very saddened to admit that I'm having some difficulty. So I decided to go with another approach with this suggestion.

Anyone with breasts that are size C or higher, line up here!