Just when you think you’ve seen it all

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[Once upon a time there was a clearing that wasn’t only surrounded by trees, but also ideal for an ambush and packed with monsters. Then along came a dark god, bearing the divine sun parasol of Apollo. Which was ridiculously shiny, golden and packed with red ornaments.

Taking a look at the monsters everywhere, the god brandished his parasol and spoke in the most bored voice ever: ]

"First divine umbrella user technique: SOLAR BEAM"


[...and there was light.]

((ooc: Placeholder post because I need to go to work now. ;w; Hades and Apollo are going to tag separately. ALSO, IF YOU'RE A WEAPON AND WANT TO BE USED BUT DON'T HAVE A MASTER, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. Hades will happily try out everyone's special moves, just ...don't expect him to be nice about it. Or to ask for permission first. :'<))

Excalibur, you are not

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Huh...

Ok, that didn't go quite as planned.

[There's a rather big sword that's skillfully stuck in the ground á la Excalibur. If a sword ever managed to appear baffled, then it's this one.]