Fourth time is a charm!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[Alright people, you know the drill! There is [1] neatly stacked pile of magazines near the entrance of the inn. There is no fangirl in sight! And yes, the newspapers are very free for the taking.]







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[ooc; FROM THIS POINT ON, YOU'RE FREE TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER FIND THEIR SECRET SANTA. You all got my comments, right? If you did not for whatever reason or...forgot your character's secret santa, just IM me or leave an OOC comment and I'll get it to you!]

Comments

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Then stop pissing me off and help more! I need you to hold the pillow while I shoot him in the face.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

That's not a good idea-- remember how he deflected your bullets?? He'll just blow the pillow or whatever I try to use right off.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Well obviously I'm not going to do it while he's awake!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Then you need something to be sure he'll be REALLY asleep. Otherwise he'll wake up as soon as he smells me.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

....As soon as he smells you.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, don't gimme that look.

He's been sharing a bed with Akito for a long time now... so he always wakes up right when he's close enough to almost touch him. Which means m-me too.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

What the fuck have you been DOING to that guy so that he can wake up just from how you smell?!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

I'VE NEVER ONCE DONE SHIT TO THAT FUCKING CROW! And Akito's only ever kissed him for the most part... this has nothing to do with ME, it's Crow!

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

You two are such freaks!!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Two freaks that can maim your ass! Fuck you, it's not my fault he's got... sensitive senses.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

You probably tried to get it on with him in his sleep.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

*D: muted for a sec*


...you think you're funny, huh? Quit joking like that.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

I'm serious. I bet you anything Akito tried to get it on with him.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

NO. Wh-why would you even think that?? He's in love that punk. Akito wouldn't risk fucking up and getting kicked out of bed just for a quick thrill.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

He probably did it without even thinking about it.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

NO-- I already told you, I don't let him do shit like that-- I put a LOT of work into making sure... th-this... body stays innocent.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

................ *THINKING YOU REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN DOING A VERY GOOD JOB :||||*

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

*DX;;*

...just shut up. HE is still completely innocent and I'm 16. I can do what I want.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Oh woooow, sixteen~ You're a big boy now, huh?

Midget.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Fuck you-- you will ALWAYS be older than me. It's not impressive anymore. *kick to your thigh >|*

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*ignoring that >O be grateful* Neither is being sixteen!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

The point is I don't have to be innocent anymore. I just have to watch out for Akito, WHICH I DO. He has NOT done anything weird or kinky with Crow or anybody else here.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

...... *what about the banana trick huh ):*

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

......exactly. *Agito doesn't count that as "kinky"; it's just a special kind of "massage" :|;;*

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*hair-splitter XO*

..........You two are so far from being innocent it's not even funny.