Fourth time is a charm!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[Alright people, you know the drill! There is [1] neatly stacked pile of magazines near the entrance of the inn. There is no fangirl in sight! And yes, the newspapers are very free for the taking.]







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[ooc; FROM THIS POINT ON, YOU'RE FREE TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER FIND THEIR SECRET SANTA. You all got my comments, right? If you did not for whatever reason or...forgot your character's secret santa, just IM me or leave an OOC comment and I'll get it to you!]

Comments

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

...... *what about the banana trick huh ):*

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

......exactly. *Agito doesn't count that as "kinky"; it's just a special kind of "massage" :|;;*

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*hair-splitter XO*

..........You two are so far from being innocent it's not even funny.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Hey, "us two" nothing when it comes to this-- yeah I've done some stuff no thanks to island interference, but he still thinks his first time'll be all shiny and romantic.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

He's going to be very, very disappointed. Seriously.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

...well, s'part of the reason I've been keeping him safe from shit like that. By taking his place when things start getting outta hand...

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

You've been doing a shitty job of that too.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU-- NOT LIKE YOU COULD DO BETTER. He's still a pansy, but I've helped him get stronger AND kept him from getting all broken-hearted and emo when he thinks nobody loves him.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

What does it matter if people love you?? People are stupid. *sob no hablo*

And I could too do better, asshole.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter to you 'cause you've got your brother.

No way. Weird shit started with you mixing that jam... that was NOT the way to keep him innocent.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

...? So?

I DIDN'T KNOW HE POISONED EVERYTHING, OKAY?

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

So it's a big difference! If his brother wasn't a bastard calling us "shitty maggots" all the time, maybe Akito wouldn't be looking for affection from everybody else.

That's the point, you could not do a better job than me 'cause you're an idiot and the island's tricked you a million times.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

When Jasdero comes back I'll make him another akuma, then.

The island tricks everyone, asshole!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Keh, no thanks. I've got it under control.

Yeah. So what makes you think you could do a better job protecting anything than ME? Not like you're innocent anymore either, fruitcake.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

I never said I was looking to make myself innocent, asshole!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

But you said you could do it better than me. Which is bullshit.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Go drown yourself.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

You're just a bad sport, Noah.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Tun around and I'll show you how much of a bad sport I am, asshole.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

What, you plan to whine and meow 'till I fall over? I don't have to turn around for that.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

No, I'm going to shoot you.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Same thing. That's always what you do when you know you're losing~

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I try to shoot you from the get-go.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

'Cause you always throw yourself into dumb-ass situations without thinking about it.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

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