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[wannabe_maiden]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I would have liked it better if I just got stuck being a demon for the week-end again...

... I'm not even sure what the heck I'm supposed to be right now? Waitress? Maid? ... no, this is waitress, right right...

HEY YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO STARE, PERVERT!


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[wannabe_maiden]

Just build your lab next door and leave this one alone?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

But that's so much more inconvenient than having it built under the house or something.

[wannabe_maiden]

Fine, dig a hole in your room then.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? It's not going underneath my room.

[wannabe_maiden]

... what then?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

That's a secret. For now anyway.

[wannabe_maiden]

...

Fine then, no food for you.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

You say that like you'll actually starve me or something.

[wannabe_maiden]

Well, you still have your spring... but...

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

But?

[wannabe_maiden]

I can still work around it.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

What, are you going to vacuum out the spring?

[wannabe_maiden]

... naaaah, too much work.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

You'd have to come up with something that would require a lot of work to get around the spring.

[wannabe_maiden]

I'll think of something.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

I'll be waiting with my shock and surprise ready.

[wannabe_maiden]

Oh just shut up and order alrea--

I mean, just shut up!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

I'll have calamari, remember? I already ordered.

[wannabe_maiden]

Coming right up *and yes, she'll be going back inside for a while... before coming out in a huff*

THIS ISN'T A RESTAURANT DAMMIT!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Ku ku kuuuu~ You get right back into role far too quickly. I wonder if you were a waitress in another life or something, da ze~

[wannabe_maiden]

Hell no!

It's probably just a stupid side effect!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Right, and I exude manly musk as a side effect of being shirtless.

[wannabe_maiden]

... well, I WAS going to ask about that...

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

... You know I was being sarcastic there, right?

[wannabe_maiden]

Hey, if it's somehow making me act like a waitress... and it's been doing it on other people, juuuuuuuust checking.