Turnabout Mark III

[flonnethefallen.livejournal.com]

ORDER IN THE COURT!

I've always wanted to say that!

Now umm... I have no idea what's going on! But this piece of paper that came from the sky tells me that I should ask the defense and... the prosuction to tell me and everyone what happened and what IS happening! You do that, right?

((ISLAND COURT AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME. Okay, so for those who want to see the last ones, look at here and here.
Same rules apply here;
Each witness has their own thread. Put up "TESTIMONY OF SOSOSO" on it.
Threadhopping is fine and dandy.
First comments go to our two 'lawyers'.))

Comments

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

ohsnap tag team--

OKAY. Testimone!

... Testify?

... ... PRESS X AND LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

... Press what-- Anyway, we went to the scene to find a dead body laying face-down on the beach.

*and turning to Ruby* Want to continue?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

Gladly!

After contemplating our next plan of action, we chose to bury the body so the man could rest in peace, nameless as he was.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

... so you moved the body? Are you sure it is still there right now?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

What kind of question is that? Anyway, it should be. It better be.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

Only a truly cruel person would have tampered with that.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

Sooooo if I were to go back there, the corpse would still be there, under the sand?

Witness two, you do realize only a truly cruel person would murder someone, right?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

Yes. If we were to return there, there's a good chance it be in the sand.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

Of course it would be.

What's your point?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

Well, you say you buried him in the sand.

Sand right by the ocean.

In a place that the ocean could easily wash up and uncover the body again.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

..... *oops*

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

... *oops*

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

well your bit of fail regarding where bodies should be buried aside--

Did you do anything to the body before burying it?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

Eh-- What the hell would we do with a dead body?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

We said some words, so it could pass on.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

HMMMM.

But you buried it, as you said! So that means you had to move it! Did anything seem unusual while you did this?!

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

... Ruby used his psychic Pokemon to help me out as I moved it into the hole. That's all.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

That's right. Nothing was out of the ordinary aside from the obvious.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

... so you used your Pokemon.

So, tell the court, are these Pokemon capable of slashing or stabbing something?

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

*looking over to Ruby*

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

Of course not! My Pokemon are bred specifically for contests, where they show off their looks and grace!

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

... well, having them look nice and pretty is all well and good, but the question is do they have claws capable of it...!

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

Even if they did, I wouldn't believe Ruby would have them attack a person.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[screwthejewels.livejournal.com]

To the ones that that applies to, their claws are trimmed and taken care of regularly. And Alto is right, they would never attack a person.

Re: Testimony of fags-- I mean, Alto and Ruby. :|b

[haxtheworld.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... Even if that's the case, Pokemon are monsters...