Turnabout Mark III

[flonnethefallen.livejournal.com]

ORDER IN THE COURT!

I've always wanted to say that!

Now umm... I have no idea what's going on! But this piece of paper that came from the sky tells me that I should ask the defense and... the prosuction to tell me and everyone what happened and what IS happening! You do that, right?

((ISLAND COURT AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME. Okay, so for those who want to see the last ones, look at here and here.
Same rules apply here;
Each witness has their own thread. Put up "TESTIMONY OF SOSOSO" on it.
Threadhopping is fine and dandy.
First comments go to our two 'lawyers'.))

Comments

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Like I told the other guy. I did it. I banged him up, and slashed him and tossed him into the ocean.

Can I get my felonies now?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

What was the then?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

...
...

Does it matter?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

You could be lying.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Do I get a felony from that too?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Not if you don't tell the truth.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

So, I get one from lying? This is even easier.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Only after you tell the truth you get it.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

You're no fun! WHo cares about that? Just give me my conviction!

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

No.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Why not? The court doesn't usually care.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Who are you to say that?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Someone who already has felonies~

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Just... Just testify already!

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

I already did! Geez, you're dumber than an orc.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

I asked you a question and you didn't reply.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

...
...

Oh I see what's going on~

[Open's up item menu for bribes]

Ok, what do you want?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

... What are you doing?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Asking you what you want.

Usually, it's the senate that wants bribes, but hey, this is the island, I guess things work differently.

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

...

CHAOS... SPEAR!!

*derp shooting yellow bolts of stuff at you*

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

*oh shit, going down behind the stand*

FINE THEN PRETTY BAZOOKA! *honey bullets GOOOOO*

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Chaos Control!! *IS NOW BEHIND YOU WHILE YOUR BULLETS MISS*

Witness! Testify now or else!

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

I already testified that I did it, and how.

I bashed him, cut him, and shoved him in the ocean. Do you want me to repeat it slower?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Did anyone see you do it?

Re: Testimony of Hanako

[etna-fangirl.livejournal.com]

How should I know?