Turnabout Mark III

[flonnethefallen.livejournal.com]

ORDER IN THE COURT!

I've always wanted to say that!

Now umm... I have no idea what's going on! But this piece of paper that came from the sky tells me that I should ask the defense and... the prosuction to tell me and everyone what happened and what IS happening! You do that, right?

((ISLAND COURT AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME. Okay, so for those who want to see the last ones, look at here and here.
Same rules apply here;
Each witness has their own thread. Put up "TESTIMONY OF SOSOSO" on it.
Threadhopping is fine and dandy.
First comments go to our two 'lawyers'.))

Comments

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

This?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

I see an idiot tourist posing near a corpse. He could have just found it there after the murder had been comitted.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

No, no. You see, he's a loud idiot, especially when surprised. If he found the body after wards, the noise he would have made would have caught everyone's attention. But since he already knew what happened...

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Everyone was making noise at that time, though.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

You would have heard his voice over them all. There's people who can back this claim up.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

I'll save that for their testimonies.

Now where were you at the time of the murder?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

I was in the library.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Did anyone see you there?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

I wasn't paying attention. But I left some books on the ground in the history section.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Those could have been planted.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

Are you suspecting me, sir?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

No. I'm accusing you!

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

What's my motive then?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

To , pure and simple.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

You're suggesting that I would kill someone, dump the body in the ocean, actually leave evidence of the crime-- including ones that make no sense whatsoever-- just to frame him, when I could have done something much simpler and less time consuming to make him look bad instead?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

... It's the perfect crime.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

If it were the perfect crime then you wouldn't even be accusing me of this.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Allow me to correct myself. It was the perfect crime. And now it's not.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

Where's the murder weapon?

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

That's for to tell !

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

No, that's for to figure out.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Touche.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

If you can't somehow link me to the scene of the crime, then I'm sorry to say you're just wasting both of our time.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[hopetohumanity.livejournal.com]

You took the picture.

Re: Testimony of Jay

[orsome.livejournal.com]

I don't have a camera.