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[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Let's see now... the sixteen years I was alive excluded, I've been Black Blood for seven hundred and eighty-five years, and Old Blood for seven hundred and one. That puts my ETD somewhere around 1206 approximately--assuming that it wasn't near the end of 1205 or something.

Hah, I can't even remember the last time I thought about all this~ It must have been decades since I last counted up the years. Funny how I remember the day I was born more than the day I died. Oh well.

Happy Death-Day to me, I suppose~

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[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Oh... OH! I just about pissed myself there. You're a funny guy.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

And unfortunately this wasn't one of the times I was joking around~ I don't know much about what your world has to say on vampires and the like, but I am most certainly nothing like that ridiculous image drawn up by humans.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Apparently not. No where as stylish as that old bat, but possibly as handsome. I'm intrigued, Bat Boy, tell me more.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Well first off, I have nothing to do with bats....

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

How disappointing.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Not really. I hate cliches...

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Well boo hoo. Get used to it, kid. Considering what you claim to be, it'll occur often. You haven't learned anything, have you?

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

I think I've learned enough. In my world there's very few foolish enough to assume we Black Blood fall under the same category as fictional vampires.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Well we're not in your world, are we?

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

And we're not in yours.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* No, we're in my playground not.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Then don't make presumptions about me based on what you claim to know.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Ditto, based off what you think you know.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Enlighten me, then.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I run my own business -which, I intend to carry out here as well. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I fucking hate sushi, long walks along the beach, and getting caught in the rain. But I love babes, booze, kicking puppies, and The Exorcist. I'm an excellent jack of my trade and can surely surpass your expectations when it comes to being one of the many members of the deceased.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

................. *n-not what he was expecting |DDD*

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

*just lights himself a cigarette and smiles*

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

....And just what you profession might be, if I may ask?

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Bio-Exorcism. I specialize in ridding of the living, though I do demon possession and all that other shit too.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

... *oh what snerking |DDDD* You exorcise the living, huh...?

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

Indeed I do.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Don't exorcise too many here or I won't have anything to eat.

[sayit3times.livejournal.com]

*brb, LMFAO*

Some pee DID come out this time!