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[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

[BANG BANG BANG!]

... Aah, that was alright. Monkeys aren't challenging, though.

Maybe I could try birds....

((Whoo shooting practice + headshotted monkeys.))

Comments

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

What? They would be too slow.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah but if the monkeys were throwing coconuts, it would make it more entertaining.

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

....

[crazy_about_it]

See, you'd either have to dodge the coconuts, or shoot them too, at the same time you were shooting the monkeys and birds.

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

......

Are you listening to yourself right now?

[crazy_about_it]

What? You're the one shooting monkeys and complaining it's boring.

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

And you're the one who suggested I somehow get the birds to carry the monkeys while throwing coconuts.

[crazy_about_it]

*shrug* Maybe the island would do it. It does plenty of other crazy shit.

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

I can actually see it trying that one day.

[crazy_about_it]

Do you think it would do it if we asked?

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

... It might.

[crazy_about_it]

Hey island! Birds, monkeys, coconuts? How about it?

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

.... *it should totally happen xD*

[crazy_about_it]

*waiting more or less patiently*

... *is that a monkey riding a bird and carrying a coconut?*

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

*and are there more behind that one?*

.... Well.

[crazy_about_it]

Now we're talkin'. *pulling out both guns and spinning them a few times*

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

.....

*not going to waste an opportunity for target practice, however weird it is, so pulling his luger and mauser out and immediately firing*

[crazy_about_it]

*also firing both guns - rapid shots obliterating monkeys, birds and coconuts*

Whoops, was that one yours?

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

Apparently not.

*totally getting one of your monkey/bird/coconut combos for that, though*

[crazy_about_it]

Hey!

... Nice shot. *shooting at the targets on his side... except for that stray shot that might have gone past your ear and hit a monkey*

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

*aslkjflsakjf likes his earrings thanks Dx*

You're not so bad yourself. *oops stray bullet that's close enough to graze your scalp >O*

[crazy_about_it]

*reaching up to touch the scrape...* Ow. Watch the hair. *...and it heals up instantly*

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

....................

How'd you do that?

[crazy_about_it]

... Do what?

[desrever-god.livejournal.com]

The healing thing.