Fourth time is a charm!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[Alright people, you know the drill! There is [1] neatly stacked pile of magazines near the entrance of the inn. There is no fangirl in sight! And yes, the newspapers are very free for the taking.]







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Comments

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

This is the first time I've seen one of these!

[saxual]

Where the hell were you for the last three?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Probably enjoying the pleasures in life!

[saxual]

Cool it, princess. Nobody takes this thing seriously.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

They had better not!

1/2

[saxual]

*lulz just idly flipping through the newspaper* Anyone who does could probably stand to get their head checked---

[saxual]

... *oh hay, guess who made it to the centerfold finally*

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Don't recall ever posing like that.

[saxual]

Chalk it up to island weirdness, I guess. I was in the last one and I didn't pose for it either.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

*lol ignoring* My hair looks a bit longer too.

[saxual]

*SIGH* You want me to cut it out and frame it for you while we're at it?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I'll have it autographed and sent back to you.

[saxual]

Oh goodie. I'll cherish it forever.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

[saxual]

*sigh flipping through the rest of the paper then tossing it away* Whoever makes this thing has way too much time on their hands.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I look forward to the day that whoever is responsible for this gets sued.

[saxual]

Good luck with that. I have a feelin' this place will implode the second it gets a legal system.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

*midvalley can be an air-saxxing lawyer!!!!!11*

There definitely has to be one.

[saxual]

Said the lawyer to the killer.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Have you been killing people here?

[saxual]

Not recently. Haven't been given much a reason to.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

There you go. No reason to kill, you'll be safe under the law.

[saxual]

Whatever you say, mister prosecutor. Whatever you say.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

It would be amusing to see animals in court too.

[saxual]

I somehow get the feelin' that putting a dingo on trial wouldn't end well.