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[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Oh... well this is strange indeed. Not where I expected to be... Thought I had gotten away from here.

I'm hungry. So very, very hungry still....

((have a Master looking slightly confused and more then a tad miffed... oh and dressed like a hobo))

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[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I know where I am .. in a way. Just didn't expect to be back after I was kicked off!

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

You were what. Kicked off? You left?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Not my choice, and not my choice to come back. Better get used to it!

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

So you wouldn't know a way out, then? Tch...useless.

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

On the contrary, I'm quite useful in my particular fields of knowledge, which range to a huge variety of things.

Not just not for finding a way off, considering I like being here.

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

Hang on. You like this hellhole?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I like the whole never dying thing. Kind of my hobby, not dying.

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

[Guess who definitely can't argue with that. Liquid's right around the top of the list of 'people that just don't give up' right after Time Lords and Celine Dion.]

...A fair point, I suppose. And dare I bother asking just what I should refer to you as?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

My name's the Master. And you?

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

[Well that was quite the unusual name.]

Liquid. Liquid Snake, FOXHOUND field commander.

[...not that Liquid was one to talk.]

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Can't say I've heard of it. Though it sounds a bit like UNIT.

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

UNIT? Never heard of them. [He waved a hand dismissively.] Likely some subpar organization; I fail to see how any military group could contend with mine.

[Never mind one man with a gun. He dispatched FOXHOUND pretty damn easily. But what the island's inhabitants didn't know wouldn't hurt Liquid's ego.]

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

*just grins... oh you silly humans and your views on being so tough... one Dalek and you all piss your pants*

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

[Liquid would probably try to kick it over. Break his foot on it and die horribly moments later, but he'd definitely try.]

And what exactly is that idiotic smile for?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Humans. All of you just amuse me.

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

...You think I'm an ordinary human.

I must confess that now I'm the one amused, 'Master'.

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

I didn't say ordinary. Just humanity in general.

Ordinary people don't end up here.

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

Hm. I suppose I can't debate something like that. As amusing as ants burning under a magnifying glass, I would think.

Now that you mention it, I suppose this island is not so simple to take normal humans. Which leads me to wonder; aside from the name and delusions of grandeur, what makes you so significant?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

I'm a Time Lord. And an absolute genius, not to mention handsome. And I keep a few surprises with me. *faces flashes into what on the icon before flashing back*

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

!

[Okay, what the hell. That made even Psycho Mantis seem almost tame in comparison.]

A Time Lord? What the bloody hell's a Time Lord, some kind of megalomaniacal watchmaker?

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Alien to you. From the planet of Gallifrey. That particular effect was because of what an angry young woman did to me. I'm leaking energy like a boat with a hole in it leaks air.

((sorry for the delay, my computer crashed for a bit))

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

[Oh, so many things very confusing there. Where to begin? Walking X-ray, alien, the fact that he seemed oddly calm about being transparent, or the fact that he was calling himself a bloody alien.]

Let me see if I am on the same page as you, so to speak. You're supposedly from some alien planet, clearly have some kind of utterly insane megalomaniacal tendencies to be walking around with a name like 'the Master', and you appear to have transparent skin.

...Where exactly did I hit my head to be hallucinating all this?

[If Liquid Snake was calling you an insane megalomaniac, then you were either doing something very inherently wrong or amazingly, horrifyingly right.]

((It's no problem at all. <3))

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

*just smiles and grabs a fruit of a tree*

Did I mention I was starving?

[dominantviper.livejournal.com]

No. You neglected to mention, not that it matters at this point.

So this 'Gallifrey' of yours. Assuming you're not completely insane and I'm not hallucinating this whole conversation, I suppose I'll simply have to accept that such a thing might exist.

Having said that, care to explain where the accent came from? I was half hoping I had encountered another from back home, if not the precise version of home I was after.

[whodhavesonic.livejournal.com]

Oh that's pure British. Speaking English is a great way to communicate with Humans, and I picked English up in Britain.