2 ♔ pranks exist, prove me wrong

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, see that on the ground? It's two tickets to that thing you love-- no, wait. It is that thing you love. Or that precious thing you thought went missing a month ago. Or something really valuable that you like or want, like money, or if you're a sensible islander, like soap. Let's just say it's something your character may really want.

WHATEVER IT IS, it moves slightly out of reach when you go to grab it.

And again.

And again.

What do you do? ]

Comments

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with enjoying a nice spring day, don't you think?

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

No, nothing wrong at all. We should enjoy it as much as possible.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

And nothing wrong with enjoying the first of April! [cackecacklecackle]

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Aaah, I almost forgot it was that day-- I mean, I knew it all along ~ desu! Ohohohoho...!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Now that you've been reminded, what will you do?

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

[scratching her chin] I haven't planned anything for it just yet.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

But you won't waste the day, right?

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Hah! A respectable doll like myself won't let a day like this go to waste ~ desu!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Truly, such entertaining furniture.

1/2

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Not furniture!!

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

... [oops she can feel her stomach grumbling] I-it's not fair.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Have a teacake, furniture. A token of my good mood.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

... Uwaaah. Delicious teacake, come to me ~ desu!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ a goat-headed man will be pulling out a chair for you ]

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Why thank you-- eek! ['kay frightened by the goat-headed guy but will slowly make her to the chair]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

My servant doesn't eat dolls. No worries.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

O-of course not ~ desu. [taking a seat]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

They prefer human flesh.

[ that goat is pouring you a cup of tea now ]

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

... That doesn't sound tasty at all.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

They're goats. They'll eat anything I feed them.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Even if you add it with plants?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Of course. My furniture is grateful for anything I give them.

But mostly meat.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

The only kind of meat I'll ever eat is the flower-topped hamburger ~ desu.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised furniture crafted like you are can even eat in the first place.

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate what I'm capable of. I can eat as many cheesecake and potato chips as I can ~ desu! ♥