2 ♔ pranks exist, prove me wrong

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, see that on the ground? It's two tickets to that thing you love-- no, wait. It is that thing you love. Or that precious thing you thought went missing a month ago. Or something really valuable that you like or want, like money, or if you're a sensible islander, like soap. Let's just say it's something your character may really want.

WHATEVER IT IS, it moves slightly out of reach when you go to grab it.

And again.

And again.

What do you do? ]

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[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

... might as well. I'm bored.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*tossing it right back to you*

Huh. Is it that easy for witches to get bored?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I've spent a thousand years finding ways to kill time. Most witches my age tire of living because everything's become so boring.

[ ... fumbling with it because she doesn't know what turns it on ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Uh... There's a switch to yer right that you flick on.

... But seriously? I thought you could play games, read manga, throw parties or have fighting tournaments. At least I'd come up with stuff like that to kill boredom.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Those aren't always readily available.

-- And this is how it turns on? [ flips the switch-- helloooo PSP, staring at it in wonder only someone from the 1980's could have ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Pretty cool, huh?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

... Human technology has really advanced wherever you come from. What does this do?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

You can play games on it. The D-Pad is for moving in a direction and the symbols with buttons will carry out commands.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I see... what is this game?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Oho! It's a fighting game!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

And how does one... fight?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Square is to block, X is to punch, Triangle's to kick and Circle is for an energy blast!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I ... see. [ CHARACTER SELECT, GO ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*peeering over to see*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ picking whoever looks the strongest, naturally ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good choice!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

... So I just kill my opponent to win?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Yup. That's all you gotta do.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Pressing 'Start'! ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to guard. Ah... I don't think I haveta explain super moves yet, do I...?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Super moves? [ X X O X ∆ ∆ X UP DOWN-- ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Notice that yellow bar below your character? The more you fight, the more it builds up. Then once it's up to full, you can unleash a super move.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

And that kills them?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Sure kill!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Noted. [ MORE PLAYING ]