2 ♔ pranks exist, prove me wrong

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, see that on the ground? It's two tickets to that thing you love-- no, wait. It is that thing you love. Or that precious thing you thought went missing a month ago. Or something really valuable that you like or want, like money, or if you're a sensible islander, like soap. Let's just say it's something your character may really want.

WHATEVER IT IS, it moves slightly out of reach when you go to grab it.

And again.

And again.

What do you do? ]

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[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ no dice! The object moves away yet again ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

...

[Fine, then we'll just... shuffle along after it, staying at a close enough range to it that it... in theory, should continuously move. Eventually it'll stop.]

[...right?]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Actually, it'll bring you right to Beatrice's tea party under some gazebo, who will then be picking up the object when it comes back to her

Hello :D ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Well this is marginally nostalgic of something that didn't happen for me but happened in the anime. But only a little. Blinks.]

... [Shifts awkwardly, but eventually raises a hand in a nervous wave. Hi, Beatrice. .__.;;;;]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Happy April First, Crona. [ smilesmilesmile ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Knitting our eyebrows a bit.] ...U-um, Happy April First...? [We... have absolutely no idea what April Fool's is, more than likely. OH SHELTERED LIFE.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ picking up on that ] I wasn't expecting too many to know of such a ... western tradition, but today is April Fool's day. It's customary to play a prank.

... mine apparently worked! [ cackle! ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Making this face again.] Th-that's... A waste of a day.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Only to those who get tricked.

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[We're so glad you're having fun at our expense, Beatrice. Really.]

... [Kind of frowning at the photograph in your possession.] C-can I have that back...?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Sure. A token of my good mood for you playing along. [ flicks it over with magic ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[And for once, shifts out of our typical stance of one arm folded over our person to clutch at the other, in order to grasp the photo with both hands. ...and frowning dubiously at you a little. What's the catch. People like you aren't just... nice for no reason. Even if it's not ... exactly "nice" to return something you used in a prank but whatever.] ...t-thank you.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it. No hard feelings, riiiight...? [ Unless you count luring you here for some chatting as a catch, there is none! ... which very well may be a catch, who knows. ]

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Squirms a little in place, pocketing the photo because what the hell, we have invisible pockets in this dressthing according to the anime. o__O; and clutching onto our arm again.] N-no hard feelings. [But only because you gave it back and we kind of don't want to disagree with you. Ever.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

It's so nice out today, isn't it...? Why don't you join my little tea party for a while? It's boring by myself.

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Glances at the ground, our shoes, up to Bea, and back to our shoes.] I-I guess... [Because ffff willpower what is this. Shuffling a bit in your direction.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ a chair is pulling itself out for you to take a seat ] Wonderful.

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[And... I suppose that probably doesn't alarm us at all, given our mom was the same way. Except when she moved stuff there was usually a glowing arrow somewhere near it. ...Carefully perching on the edge of that chair.] U-um, th... thank you. [We think. Because even if you kind of terrify us, you invited us and it's usually polite to thank people for that, right?]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

You're doing me a favor by giving me company, so no thanks are necessary. Like I said, I'm in a very good mood today. [ smiiiile ] How do you like your tea?

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[...how in the world is our company a favor. This does not compute, it really doesn't.] H-however is fine... [Though the sweeter the better, more than likely.]

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ A goat butler (http://i37.tinypic.com/zxvcw6.png) will come by and pour your tea, add sugar, bow and leave. Isn't that nice of him? ] Tell me if it suits your tastes.

I FINALLY HAVE A USE FOR THIS ICON \o/

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Except for the fact that he startled the hell out of us and we nearly fell out of our chair in alarm. But that's a fairly common reaction for us, and albeit shaking, we remember to pick up the tea and try it. ...hey that's pretty tasty.] I-it's good. Th-thank you.

WE BOTH DO \o/

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

It's from Lady Lambdadelta's collection, from when she was still here, I'm assuming. It's natural that she'd have such fine tastes, but...

ffffff

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Sets the cup back down and frowns a little.] ...but...?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

It's a little overpowering. But I suppose that's her taste.