2 ♔ pranks exist, prove me wrong

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, see that on the ground? It's two tickets to that thing you love-- no, wait. It is that thing you love. Or that precious thing you thought went missing a month ago. Or something really valuable that you like or want, like money, or if you're a sensible islander, like soap. Let's just say it's something your character may really want.

WHATEVER IT IS, it moves slightly out of reach when you go to grab it.

And again.

And again.

What do you do? ]

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[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

That's part of it. Some is just so over the top, no one notices the small stuff. And sometimes the small stuff is what makes it over the top.

Or something at the end provides the piece that can put all the pieces together.

1/3

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

It's important to hook a reader that way. It gives incentive to read it again and better understand the novel-- how does the saying go? You should read a book as many times as it has pages to really understand it?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Going oddly quiet at that last line, though. ] ...........

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. At the surface, I'm sure a conclusion could be reached.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Something like that. He does work to get people to read it again, even if he keeps avoiding his editors.

[Looks curious at the odd silence.]

...

There is always a conclusion on the surface. Be it 'a witch did it' or a simplified version of the murder.

But I don't want the surface. I want the whole thing, surface, bottom, and all in between.

Isn't that the truth you'd want to be found? To be beaten by anything else would be an insult, wouldn't it?

1/2

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

................

2/3, whoops.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

If only you'd been born as Kinzo's grandson... aaahahahaa...

3/3

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Exceptional deduction. No matter the means, Anti-Mystery or Anti-Fantasy, if I take someone on, I expect either true victory or defeat with no pity, no mercy, nothing overlooked! If I must be driven into check, I want my opponent to do so skillfully! To turn the chessboard over a hundred-- no, a thousand times, to read my moves and know why they were made! Yes, the who and how is easy and anyone could find that with such lenient rules! 'Why dunnit' is the hardest part!

To be defeated and killed with anything less would be a shame to all my predecessors, and to my game! But don't you dare take that as me begging for loss or defeat!

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[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

... [Smirks, actually looking to be enjoying himself.]

I doubt you'd ever beg for defeat. The motivation is often the hardest thing to deduce, unless it's painfully obvious. And even then, sometimes that can be a distraction from the real motivation.

I won't consider it a true victory unless I can find out that whole truth, the how, and the why. For both you and the murderer.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, she is too. You'd think one would be a little angrier when one of their base motivations would be prodded so quickly, but the bigger the challenge, the more fun Beato has. ]

Then your true victory will be hard to pursue. Even I cannot guarantee all the answers lie within the games I've played so far. Never forget you're playing with a witch, and we fight with dirty tricks even the gods aren't above using. How fun, to fight again with someone who wishes to prove my innocence!

... So don't waste any time with that homework of yours. Come and find me when you think you know the answer. You're making me eager to hand over the third and fourth pieces, but I won't give them to you if you don't win! [ cackle! ]

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[You'd think, but that's part of the fun.]

Of course they do. [Chuckles.] Though the last god I met played a very dirty trick, so no one would realize what he was really doing so easily, but examining those tricks will help in revealing that full truth I aim to get. Even if I have to play longer than your other opponents.

I never waste time when it comes to a mystery. I'll definitely come find you when I know the full trick.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Very committed words, but we're still at the beginning... kihi. At least my stay here will never be boring. It'll be fun, thinking up all the tricks I could do, all the magic I could use to turn the world upside-down. So many benefits to being in a world without that magic-resistant toxin.

You know where to look. Come to this garden or mansion and I'll most likely be here.

I now get to totally bullshit magic tricks. Woo~!

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

I never quit a case halfway. [Even if it might get him killed.] Magic-resistant toxin?

I'll come visit in a few days. [So very confident.]

It's what makes Umineko so fun!!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I'll hold you to that-- and it's just as it says. Magic-resistant toxin. In this topsy-turvy kakera, such a thing doesn't exist, it can't exist.

I'll be waiting for a splendid, reckless answer. [ Very confident right back at you. ]

Gotta stretch that logic to it's limit!

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

...how could something be toxic to magic? [If magic existed, of course.]

It's never a reckless answer. That would mean I have no confidence except desperate hope.

((OOC: Read subtitle at 1:20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVE0AyXT48A&feature=related))

Who needs logic when you have WITCHES-- I mean yes of course.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Lack of belief. Everyone here accepts the island, has seen its miracles, has acknowledged it, so it's allowed to exist as a den of magic which deals out fantastic feats. ... You are the only human I've met who doesn't acknowledge it, nor me.

Fine, then a seamless answer that would pierce right through my heart if it were said in blue.

[ ooc; ... HAHAHAHA yes. Delicious, ironic awesome. ]

That makes me think LOGIC WITCHES! Which sounds like a band name, honesstly.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Well, him and Haibara. At least he's pretty sure Haibara doesn't.] I can't easily believe something like this. Even if it's something ridiculous, it's possible for a human to do it. Humans do a lot of ridiculous things for irrational reasons. Until I see irrefutable that it's indeed magic, I won't believe something like that so easily.

Heh, then it's probably the best I can't use the Blue. To become a killer proving someone else isn't one is definitely unacceptable.

((OOC: I laughed when I read it. Especially when I just clicked the video randomly.

And that's why Conan will never adhere solely on Knox's rules.))

... reminded me of the CD art with Beato in a rock band.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

And that's why I'll keep calling you Chibi-Battler. ♪ [ Said so cheerfully. If she talked like that all the time, she might be a fraction less creepy. Or more. ]

... Kuhihihihihi. Indeed, I can't let myself be killed by you, either, so it's suitable that you don't have it. After all, we're playing for fun and banter. Not my life. [ Said as if back home is an incredibly different story. Which it is. ]

[ ooc; There's no commandment about the magic of truth and love, it's all good-- ]

Beato would make an awesome lead vocalist for Logic Witches. Complete with cackles.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Because he has the same belief? Too bad I won't get to see that side of him for a while yet. [He's used to the creepily cheerful. He's around children all day.]

And that's why it should never be cost anyone their life. It's never fun and games as soon as someone dies. [Shrugs.] Using scenarios of death that have already happened and when I'm trying to prove you are innocent are, of course, different enough to not test what I can allow myself to enjoy more casually. [He does make note on how Battler may be trying to kill her, but will wait for more of the story.]

((OOC: Well, there is about love interests, and that's part of it for him. DC likes breaking Knox's rules a lot.))

Her VA is an amazing singer, so I don't doubt it *A*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

You'll be entertained! He has less experience than you with this sort of thing, naturally, so you might get annoyed with his fumbling--

Killing a witch and killing a human are two different things, naturally... but you still see me as Beatrice the human, don't you? I don't doubt that you'll never desire to kill me-- against your morals, right detective? --but erasing the illusion of the witch is the same as killing me. On the game board back home, at least.

[ ooc; Umineko probably will too, once we get the conclusive answer arc. Especially if the horrifying 'Battler is the culprit' theory has merit. ]

Is she? *Wonders if there's the cackle in a Beato image song.* That'd be win.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Maybe a bit, but it won't be an unbearable annoyance. [After all, he's dealt with the shonen tantei.] I'll probably be more frustrated I can't encourage him when he's going in the right direction.

Killing is killing, be it a witch or a human. And yes, I still see you as Beatrice the human. I could never kill a human and I refuse to let one die while I can help them, no matter what they've done. Though a metaphorical death is far more bearable.

((OOC: Well, they even have part of the riddle be about love, so clearly it has to break it. Make the detective the culprit. Maybe by making Knox obviously broken, that's what they're implying.))

Beato's doesn't, sadly-- but... George's does, ironically. *links it below*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Well, if he ever shows up here, you might be able to give him some pointers... but that might be unfair! [ cackle! ]

Metaphorical, literal, whatever wording you choose, in the world of witches that I fight Battler in, those words mean the same thing. Witches can be torn to shreds by red and blue as much as humans can be maimed to a pulp with a machete or baseball bat... but that's not something you'll accept, so it's all useless to explain.

[ ooc; I'm just expecting Ryukishi to backhand his entire fanbase by the end of the whole series with some seriously WHAT stuff. He's been saying in interviews that there's a really dirty trick to the mysteries that hasn't been unveiled yet. /sobs

And the image song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP896Z370Oo) ]

Maybe that's a hint that he's the witch?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

But don't you have a 'thousand years of experience' over him? [Such a smug smirk there.]

Not really. Though it does make for an interesting story. A place where words show the damage they can cause.

((OOC: Making the detective the culprit really is a dirty trick. It's one thing DC hasn't done even.))

... well with some theories I wouldn't be surprised!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

-- Hoh! Don't get cocky, I'm just saying two-against-one is uneven! Even if I've lived five lifetimes divided between you two, I told you that age means little to me.

That's the whole basis behind the red and blue. I'm sure such a thing is possible here, too.

[ ooc; HAHA sob yes. But in EP5 Battler accuses himself in a theory so that just... goes to show how crazy this series is. ]

Might be why they're never the second twilight.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Laughs.] Ah, I suppose that's true. If he's giving you a challenge though, he must have some talent if he's an amateur.

That words cause the actual damage? Doubt it, though they might cause someone to cause damage.

((OOC: That is all sorts of crazy. Maybe it's all one big mental trip for him to deal with killing his family?))