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[stalking_horse]

[And somewhere in the jungle, there is a wandering detective in a drab tan suit, currently following something that might be a path, and might be a game trail, but should at least go somewhere sooner or later. His current mission: See if there's signs of other human life!
He may have been wandering off the beaten path for a while now.]

[While he can do quite a bit if he finds tracks in the trail itself ... wilderness tracking is not his strong suit; city boy is a city boy.]

[Besides that, he's weathering it rather well, if coping via resigned indignation.]

[Disturb/flag down/attempt to stalk/get tracked, stumbled across, or found?]

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[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ That is nightmare fuel. ]

I don't know if you know them or not, but a few people from our world are here: Kazuha Toyama, Conan Edogawa, Ran Mouri, and Ai Haibara.

[stalking_horse]

I've met all but the last one. [It's still partly coming true~] And you honestly have no idea how or why we all ended up here? [Just a little bit of disbelief...]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ If any of them suggest that you move in with them, he is going to quit everything. ]

No one does. And people have been here for four years.

[stalking_horse]

[You do know he's planning on following you right?]

So how long have you been here? [After all, you talk like you've been here a while and it wasn't that long since he'd been in Ekoda-]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ Stalker. 8| ]

A year and a few months?

[stalking_horse]

[Stalker with nowhere else to go.]

....Odd, I could've sworn I'd seen you just last week. [Kaito trying to avoid him = Kaito probably not in on it = Higher odds that yes, Virginia, this really is some kind of screwed up dimensional nexus.] I suppose this means that I might be here for a while, then, hm? [Oh no. Not tormenting you at all. What would give you that idea?]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

Or this can be the last time we bump into each other here. It's a big island.

[stalking_horse]

That eager to get rid of me? [chuckle] And here I thought you might appreciate this; after all, it's not like I can arrest you or properly unmask you here.

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[stalking_horse]

[Awwww, going for the playing stupid tactic again/still?]
Well, there's no signs of an appreciable settlement, which means no police station, no legal authorities ... and even if I were to get solid evidence here, I'd sound crazy trying to present it back in Japan.

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ He will never give you the benefit of actually admitting it. 8| ]

You're sounding crazy right now.

[stalking_horse]

No more than usual, I'm sure. [ He still knows it's you.] Apparently there is -something- here; you look far too well-kept to've been camping in the jungle for a year and a half.

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

I have a nice tree picked out to live in.

[ No he lives at the inn. ]

[stalking_horse]

Ah, of course. A tree with a shower of some kind and storage for clothes. You must've gotten quite good at doing laundry with rocks too, I take it? [Buying it, he is not.]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

I did a very good job at fixing it up.

[stalking_horse]

I'm sure you did. [smiiile] Seriously, I can't see you rooming with witches who insist on luxury, and carpentry and architecture weren't among your skill set, so that would leave the inn I was told about, wouldn't it?

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

...

Maybe.

[stalking_horse]

How large of an establishment is it, I wonder? [You're not going to like where this is going.]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

Tiny. Cramped. Barely any room to move.

[stalking_horse]

Really? Quite unfortunate, considering that there's not really anywhere else for me to go. [ smiiiiiiiiiile ]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ Poooints at a tree?? ]

[stalking_horse]

[Looks over at the tree. Looks at you. Still smiling. Seriously, Kaito? Seriously?] ... Not likely.

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

[ He's trying to pick the fastest way to escape. :| ]

Who knows? You might get along with them considering you're as stiff as one.

[stalking_horse]

[Not doing very well at it ^___^ ]

You know, I do have a sense of humor. [In fact, he's pretty damn amused right now...] In fact, there's an excellent joke going on right now. [griiiin]

[nothingupmy.livejournal.com]

Is there? I'm not really seeing it.