island picks the worst times

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

[a young boy, soaked to the bone and with his clothes sopping wet and reeking of salt, is dragging himself up a beach grumbling at his outstretched hand]

Come on, magic doesn't just disappear! Nor do staves! In mid-air! Aah... either way, it's a good job I learnt how to swim...

Comments

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

I can! We'll go take a family bath! It's the best plan I ever thought of!

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

That's-- I'm not a kid!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

What? Scared of seein' your mom naked?

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

That's not it! I'll just--... ... feel silly.

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Come on. Not two seconds ago you were blabberin' about your mom and now you don't even want to take a bath with her?

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

Well-- isn't she royalty?! I'm not-- aren't there rules and protocol and...

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Now you're just making excuses.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I just... haven't seen her in so long I can't even remember. I wouldn't know where to begin...

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Lookin' at her boobs. That's where you could start.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

N-no! Why on earth would I--?!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

'cause they're really nice?