THE END!!!

[islaaaand.livejournal.com]

[ It is back to camp now.

Was it ever mentioned that there was a small cliff overlooking the camp? Maybe you just didn't notice it over the LOUDNESS of a certain camp counselor.

And why bring this up? Said camp counselor is now standing atop that cliff, arms crossed over his manly chest (adorned with CAMP COUNSELOR T-shirt) and looking down over the entire group, assembled at the foot of said cliff. ]

ALL RIGHT, ISLAND CAMPERS!!!

I've watched all of you grow in STRENGTH during this weekend! There has been PAIN, there has been SUFFERING, but you've all managed to pull through!

You are all SURVIVORS!!! I would be proud to have any one of you within the Spartan army!

[ Do you all have MANLY TEARS in your eyes? Leonidas doesn't. He's too manly for manly tears. But if he weren't, he would have them. ]

Our time was short! But it was spent well! All I hope is that-

[ Unfortunately, Leonidas is being cut short. From out of nowhere, a charging rhinoceros takes the Spartan in the side, gouging its horn into him and pushing him to the edge. ]

RRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!

[ Leonidas digs his heels into the earth, letting out a primal roar of fury... but it's not enough. It's too late.

The charging rhino takes itself and the camp counselor off the edge of the cliff, mercifully away from the camp... no one will have to see this man's death.

And when people go to investigate? All that is left of him is a bloody CAMP COUNSELOR T-shirt... ]





[ Say a prayer for the fallen hero.

And while doing that, feel free to notice that all powers have returned in full force.

There's no magic ticket off of this island now and back to their usual home, but hopefully people will find a way. There are powers, there are still those rafts... be creative.

Because this fun is over. ]

Comments

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Closest. Camper. To that death.]

....

[Off and running to actually get to the scene because it's Conan and he has too.]

[stalking_horse]

[.... Congratulations, you're not the only one off and running.]

[He may look like a cross between a drowned rat and a human pinata - complete with bright colors! But he's off and running.]

[Who knows, you might even get to repeat the clonking heads performance.

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Of course he's not.]

[And probably, since he'll be looking everywhere.]

[wiederholt.livejournal.com]

[is Bern anywhere nearby?

nope

but Conan might end up noticing a solitary pair of golden cat eyes watching him from the side of the cliff

...just watchin']

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he will. In fact, he's coming over to you when he notices you.]

[wiederholt.livejournal.com]

[said eyes will disappear...

but then paw prints will appear, walking down the cliffside.... over to the bloodied shirt

and the eyes reappear on the ground next to it]

[pedokinesis]

*well by the time you get there, an esper will be sitting in mid air five or so feet above the shirt, legs folded. He even gives you a tiny little wave and a smile.*

A little disappointing for the scene of such an epic death, isn't it?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

[He's ignoring you right now. Murder scene and you either know or you don't, so yeah....just gonna be investigating the area now.]

[pedokinesis]

Hah! You can't be serious. In what way is death by Rhino a murder?

[17-going-on-8.livejournal.com]

Part of it is determining if he's really dead.

[wannabe_maiden]

*I should care... really... but is too busy being WTF over here to care*

[ingotwetrust.livejournal.com]

[Magic! Magic! Magic is back! Doing some kind of childish spinning because... YAY.

Approach. She is happy right now and wouldn't hurt anyone at the moment :))))]

[uncanny-smile.livejournal.com]

[is behind you. Definitely wasn't there before. And she's leaning her elbows on what's essentially a gap in space/time.]

You seem rather happy.

[ingotwetrust.livejournal.com]

Why shouldn't I be?

[uncanny-smile.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you tell me.

[ingotwetrust.livejournal.com]

Everything is back to normal! I should be happy! Kihihi!

[pedokinesis]

*hovering a couple of feet above you* My my, it's like watching a top!

[ingotwetrust.livejournal.com]

[she stops in the middle of a spin, still maintaining her position, lmao]

Hmmmm? Dizzy?

[pedokinesis]

Not at all. Although, if you were spinning about three or four times faster...

[ingotwetrust.livejournal.com]

Ha―ha! I don't want to do another one now.

[broclone.livejournal.com]

[stares at rafts

stares at shirt

stares at the main island― or what little of it we see from the view here

stares back at rafts

then back at shirt

how the hell is he going back to the main island?]

[queenofcalamity.livejournal.com]

[Arika's eyes had momentarily widened at the display from the counselor

then at the charging rhino

and then when the counselor was rhino-charged right out of the camp

well...wasn't that anti-climactic?]

[badonkabonk.livejournal.com]

[ TAKES OFF BASEBALL CAP

SALUTES ]

[kill-some-time.livejournal.com]

[Leonidas, King of Sparta, felled by a rhino.

If only Herodotus knew.]

[kill-some-time.livejournal.com]

[vanishes]