That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[So you're on your way to class or to a club until you hear various blood-curling screams along with the sounds of rock and glass breaking. When you decide to gather up your courage to see what's going on...]

( It's as if you've wandered into hell. )

Those shitheads should know better than to jump me like that. Now where was I going again...?

[somewhere it's night and you'll find (1) Delinquent munching down on some fried dingo over a little campfire while (1) Infant Demon King is drinking from a bottle]

Aaah... You know what? This would've been the perfect place to make a "Dingoes Ate my Baby" joke. But it looks like the joke's on this mutt. Wish I had some barbecue sauce or soy sauce to go along with this.

... I wonder where we are anyway? Some island near Australia? Shit... Australia? If that damn tit monster had somethin' to do with this, I wouldn't put it pass her. Tch. I'll betcha she drugged me and dropped me here for some "bonding time" with this brat. Screw all of that. I've gotta finish that dungeon on Dragon Quest, goddammit.

... Well, whatever. Guess we're roughing it here for now, Be'el. Unless a freakin' boat comes by. God, I hope it comes by soon.