That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[ For anyone close by they are bound to see a little purplish-pink canine pacing up and down along the shoreline, tugging at his ears as he whimpers and babbles on to himself. Poor thing looks to be about thirty seconds away from a heart attack. --Try not to scare him too much. ]

Arooo, this can't be right at all! I don't remember going on a trip or even being in the truck! It can't be another one of those strange contest prizes that Muriel never enters...! I can't see the barn or the windmill or the house or or or anything!

Muriel? Muriel! Where are you, Muriel?! [ Pulls at his face-- ] Ooooooh, this is not good! This is definitely not good, or my name is King Henry the Eighth! [ Overly dramatic pause goes here ] --And it's not!

What do I do, what do I do, what do I do?

I-- I have to find a way to get back! If I don't then Muriel will have nobody to protect her! And what if that evil cat tries to hurt her? Or that le Quack guy! [ Cue flailing ] OOOOOOOOOOH Think, Courage, think! You can do this. You can do this! You've been in stickier situations before! And I don't see a giant talking bananas in sight so it can't be the future... Maybe there are people here who can help m-- wait. What if this island is full of crazy volcano worshiping inhabitants? Or what if that water witch is in the ocean? She could be from here!

[ More flailing ] Oh no, what am I going to?!? I have to get home before something happens to her!

Aroooooooo --Muuuurieeeeel!

[ edit: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY IN TAGS EVERYONE. /glues self to post ]