That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

Hey, uh, Tear?

I could make a lot of jokes about you pressing my trigger, and spending so much time with you is romantic and stuff, I guess, but...

Can we take a break please? This isn't a video game! Just look at that person being chased by a monster over there. They're running so quickly because they actually rested. So let's just sit down and--

We're going to go help them now, aren't we?

...

Hey, guys? This might seem like a really stupid question and all but, uh.

What is the best way to battle zombies?

[After waking up, you may have noticed some slight changes. The forest seems unnaturally wet, there is a random Kraken tentacle on the beach, and water guns are littered all over the place.

But what is slightly more noticeable is the fact that a few islanders are wandering around in maid outfits for some... odd reason.]

Oh, come on guys! It could have been worse-- I mean, at least we didn't drown?

... you would rather have? Tough crowd.

[ooc; Please feel free to threadhop and the like-- especially the ones who are regretting ever participating in last night's party. ): Also the party and the water fight that happened after for those you weren't there for it!]