Fourth time is a charm!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[Alright people, you know the drill! There is [1] neatly stacked pile of magazines near the entrance of the inn. There is no fangirl in sight! And yes, the newspapers are very free for the taking.]







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[ooc; FROM THIS POINT ON, YOU'RE FREE TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER FIND THEIR SECRET SANTA. You all got my comments, right? If you did not for whatever reason or...forgot your character's secret santa, just IM me or leave an OOC comment and I'll get it to you!]

Comments

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Why the hell would I *EVER* want to get with that freak of nature?!?

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Because you're hot for Stormriders. Obviously. I see this face you're making... you can't take your eyes off him.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*nooo this is a face of UTTER HORROR at that comment*

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[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Heh... *sees that face = DENIAL FAIL*

If you try to touch him again though, Akito and I WILL have to destroy you. Just saying.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HIM AT ALL!!! That guy is crazy!! He stops bullets with his mind and makes fruit fly everywhere!! And why the fuck does he think he's a king?!?

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

He doesn't do shit with his mind, you idiot-- he does it all with the Wind. And he's just as much a King now as I am... except that he still hasn't had his Regalia tuned.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

............ *thinking 'GOD NO why is someone like him a king--'*

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

*SMACK* Knock off the dirty thoughts, Noah-- I see right through you.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*hjsgjhafgja* What dirty thoughts?! Fuck!! I'm going to puke if you keep talking like that--!!!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

You better NOT. *folding up the paper to put in his pocket*

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Then stop talking about me liking that freak of nature--!! I hate him!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

........yeah? *this look is because he knows what kinda stuff you do to guys you hate*

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

*jkhsdkashfakj sob*

I DO!! He pisses me off more than you and the creampuff combined, damnit!!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

...Huh, that's a lot of pissing. But what're you gonna do about it?

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

I was going to smother him in his sleep with a pillow, actually. Wanna help?

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

HA! Shit yeah. I've gotta see how that turns out.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Good! I need someone to hold the pillow for me.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

*D:///* --? Then what're you gonna be doing??

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

Well obviously I'm going to shoot him in the face! I'll have you smother him, and while he worries about that--BAM! Brains everywhere.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Wait... what did he do again? That's sounding a little dramatic if all he did was blow some wind at you.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

He told me he had UST all the time.

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

I don't know why he actually SAY that to you but... yeah, obviously.

Remember how you said everybody from my world was a freak and a pervert? That goes for him too.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

All the more reason to kill him!

[shark-attaaack.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I wanna see how that turns out... you better hope Akito doesn't find out you plan to put your hands on his Crow.

[debt-crisis.livejournal.com]

He'll be fine~