what the redlights

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*One time, there was a knight who believed that he should take everyone's troubles on his shoulders. His beliefs of always doing the right thing and kept his promises to make sure that no harm had came to anyone he was close to. However as good intentions he for whatever reasons he had, his mind was more innocent compared to many.

But this said knight finds himself standing in front of a bizarre establishment surrounded with red lights. Curious, he walks inside only to find a stage with a pole bar at the far end of the building, a small bar like area that only seems to have mixes and juices but no liquor. It looked empty enough with only a few tables and chairs, it seemed like this abandoned place was used for a small private group for whatever intentions they were using. After looking around at the place, which revealed a dressing room of some sort with weird clothing inside and some closets... all Lyner could think of while still walking around was this:*

Man... this whoever owned this restaurant to make their workers wear costumes must have been a desperate person who needed to attract customers this badly. Too bad it's kinda rundown though... I wouldn't mind getting something good to eat right now. But what's the deal with the red lights? That's going to hurt somebody's eyes if they are going to be on all the time. Why do I feel like I want to stand where the pole is at to begin with?

((... I blame chat.))

Comments

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

First tell me why it's making you so flustered and hard to just out right say what it is if I'm wrong about it.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

It's hard because you don't know what anything here is by sight.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

So what is it then?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... ... Look, let's just go inside and find a place to sit, this might take a bit of time.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Fine with me! Come on. *turning around and leading her on inside to one of the tables near the stage o/*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*okay then, let's sit*

Okay, first, do you know what the word 'entice' means?

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*sitting down*

Basically to get someone or something excited, right?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... In a way, yes, that's correct.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Okay, so what's that got to do with anything?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

The purpose of those clothes and this entire place is 'excite' a person in a certain way.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

... wait, you mean people wore those things to excite other people?! So what if a guy wears that for another guy? No way that would be comfortable at all and pretty disturbing too!

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd find it hilarious, but people are interested in different things.

But it is usually for girls to wear for guys.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Oh... so does that mean you would wear something like those for someone?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

No.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Not even for that Croix guy, huh? But that doesn't explain much about the stage and poles.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Shut up, they're too big for me. The girls wearing those clothes go on stage and dance with those poles.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

... *looking over at the poles to see if they have motion sensors or something for them to move* Dancing poles. I'd never thought someone would actually make those one day. I guess people have their own tastes.

But other than that, that's it?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

......... *SLAMMING HER HEAD ON THE TABLE, MUST GET THE STUPID OUT*

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

... *aaaaaand he'll be placing a FullHealin' D on the table after you're done with that*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

I MEANT, they USE the poles to dance! Like how some people may use FANS to dance!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Well if you said that in the first place then that would be easier to understand.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

'With' can mean that too!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

So how is it that you know so much about this stuff anyway? I don't remember Ayatane mentioning anything about things like this before at all when we were training or anything. Does he even know about these things at all either?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

This isn't something to bring up in normal conversation.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Well, that aside, whatever it was intended to be used for before isn't being used like that right now.

If anything, we could use this place too if more people show up. It's pretty spacious too and probably with some renovating, we can take things out or use them differently. I know the first thing I would do is get rid of these red lights everywhere.