what the redlights

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*One time, there was a knight who believed that he should take everyone's troubles on his shoulders. His beliefs of always doing the right thing and kept his promises to make sure that no harm had came to anyone he was close to. However as good intentions he for whatever reasons he had, his mind was more innocent compared to many.

But this said knight finds himself standing in front of a bizarre establishment surrounded with red lights. Curious, he walks inside only to find a stage with a pole bar at the far end of the building, a small bar like area that only seems to have mixes and juices but no liquor. It looked empty enough with only a few tables and chairs, it seemed like this abandoned place was used for a small private group for whatever intentions they were using. After looking around at the place, which revealed a dressing room of some sort with weird clothing inside and some closets... all Lyner could think of while still walking around was this:*

Man... this whoever owned this restaurant to make their workers wear costumes must have been a desperate person who needed to attract customers this badly. Too bad it's kinda rundown though... I wouldn't mind getting something good to eat right now. But what's the deal with the red lights? That's going to hurt somebody's eyes if they are going to be on all the time. Why do I feel like I want to stand where the pole is at to begin with?

((... I blame chat.))

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[flameoff.livejournal.com]

[standing outside of the bizarre establishment]

Talk about looking suspicious as hell.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*turning around to look at where the voice is coming from*

Anyone else here?

[flameoff.livejournal.com]

[peeks inside] Uh, hey, didn't know someone was already in here. So it's actually empty...

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*motions him to come on in* Yeah, pretty much nobody is here. I haven't seen this place before so I'm taking a look around still.

[flameoff.livejournal.com]

[does so, slightly squinting to adjust his vision] These red lights are giving this place a weird vibe. Feels like I shouldn't be here for some reason.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

LYNER! Get back here! *unlike you, I am not functionally retarded and know things*

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Whoa what the-- why are you yelling at me for?! *but proceeds to go at your direction anyway*

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Do you know wha- no of course you don't...

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

... a restaurant?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

That really depends on what you think one of those serves.

[inb4inbed.livejournal.com]

*all my wishes have come true*

Yes! Yes yes yes!! Now where are all the women at?!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*good god man, calm yourself D8*

[inb4inbed.livejournal.com]

So where are they?

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Where are what?

[inb4inbed.livejournal.com]

The well endowed ladies.

[exec-suspended.livejournal.com]

*I'm just going to stay out here... and let you figure things out for yourself :|*

Lyner.....

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*sob loliboss I do not understand this strange and unknown place ;A;*

At least the condition of the place is somewhat good. Maybe I should use this place as a secondary home if more people from home come by?

[exec-suspended.livejournal.com]

*oh for the love of--*

Lyner, what are you doing here?

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lady Shurelia! Good timing, I was just taking a look around this building. It's pretty spacious and looks like it was used a long time ago. What do you think?

[exec-suspended.livejournal.com]

... Honestly? It looks suspicious.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Whoa, whoa, this is--!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*still strolling around on the inside |D*

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Lyner-san!!!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Hm? *looking over his shoulder :O* Oh, hey Emiri! Man, this place is attracting all sorts of people.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

What are you doing here?