what the redlights

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*One time, there was a knight who believed that he should take everyone's troubles on his shoulders. His beliefs of always doing the right thing and kept his promises to make sure that no harm had came to anyone he was close to. However as good intentions he for whatever reasons he had, his mind was more innocent compared to many.

But this said knight finds himself standing in front of a bizarre establishment surrounded with red lights. Curious, he walks inside only to find a stage with a pole bar at the far end of the building, a small bar like area that only seems to have mixes and juices but no liquor. It looked empty enough with only a few tables and chairs, it seemed like this abandoned place was used for a small private group for whatever intentions they were using. After looking around at the place, which revealed a dressing room of some sort with weird clothing inside and some closets... all Lyner could think of while still walking around was this:*

Man... this whoever owned this restaurant to make their workers wear costumes must have been a desperate person who needed to attract customers this badly. Too bad it's kinda rundown though... I wouldn't mind getting something good to eat right now. But what's the deal with the red lights? That's going to hurt somebody's eyes if they are going to be on all the time. Why do I feel like I want to stand where the pole is at to begin with?

((... I blame chat.))

Comments

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Taking a look around, pretty much. This place is pretty empty and doesn't look like it has been used in quite a while.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

D-do you even know what this is...?

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Well, at first I thought it was just some weird restaurant but... *counting his fingers*

Someone said this is a place for where adults get entertained but apparently not in the that I am familiar with and someone I know said that this is a place where girls dance with poles while wearing clothes that's supposed to excite men.

... can't say I get the latter part all to much but I guess dancing with poles is something older guys like. I can't see the appeal in it.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

..... It's a striptease.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

A what-tease now?

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Striptease. You do a dance and slowly lose your clothing for money. *trying to explain this as simply as possible*

1/4

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*give him a minute*

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*waaaaaaaaait for it*

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*aaaaaaand--*

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

What?! Why would anyone want to do something like that for?!

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

The world is full of perverts!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*brb, suddenly picturing every girl he has met at this place*

W-well... whatever this place was used for, as long as it's not being used for like that now, right? Man, and here I was thinking I could use this place for extra space or something.

But wait... if girls who do the dancing too, then does that make them just as weird minded as you say?

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

*stop that :(*

Maybe, but they also do it for the money. Maybe the job pays really well.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*it's not coming out now that you got it in his head D8*

Must be pretty rough. I don't remember seeing anything like this either on the tower or in the lower world back where I'm from... so it's kinda surprising to me.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're so innocent.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Hm? Innocent?

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Stay that way.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't planning on changing who I am anytime soon!

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Good!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

So... the mission that one guy told me about finding a girl that's eighteen years old can be disregarded. Then again he said the world is at stake but I'm sure it's kind of exaggerated.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

... Huh?

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*pointing over to where Kurz is at :>b* He said that I had a mission that not even some President of this United States organization is unaware of and it's to find a girl that's eighteen years old to dance on these poles and the world is at stake.

But after learning all of this, I can pretty much ignore all of that.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

... Yes. Yes, you can.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

Anyways, I was thinking maybe I could use this place. Not exactly like how it was used before, but with a little renovating and adding some stuff here and there... this place could be good for a nice home or something.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

If you take out the stripper pole, maybe.