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[wannabe_maiden]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I would have liked it better if I just got stuck being a demon for the week-end again...

... I'm not even sure what the heck I'm supposed to be right now? Waitress? Maid? ... no, this is waitress, right right...

HEY YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO STARE, PERVERT!


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[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

That's none of your business.

[wannabe_maiden]

Well it should be.

I'm security too.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Waitress trying to assume the duties of someone else's. C-

[wannabe_maiden]

I'm not assuming anything.

I'm both the waitress and security. It's in my job description~

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Let's see it.

[wannabe_maiden]

Hey, you know the saying "No shirt, no service". I don't have to show you anything.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

It's "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." I have shoes, so I can have service. Besides, I'm the health inspector. If you don't service me, I'll shut you down.

[wannabe_maiden]

If you were the health inspector, you'd be wearing a shirt.

... wait getting shut down sounds good.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

It's too hot for a shirt. Besides, this is an island, what health inspector WOULDN'T have their shirt off?

It isn't very good at all.

[wannabe_maiden]

One that was actually doing his job right.

Too bad, what are you going to do about it?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that means you get an F---. Too bad.

Well, for starters, I won't be shutting you down now. You'll be serving up a storm today, hmm~? And next, I'll have to take down your home.

[wannabe_maiden]

You're the only customer, so yeah right, not happening.

... it's YOUR home too, moron.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

You know, for someone who denounced being a real waitress, you sure are playing the part well enough. And for your information, I can get people to come to you for food, with a few sound waves. And yes, it is my home too, but I have other alternatives, should anything happen, da ze~

[wannabe_maiden]

Err-- I-- I was just playing along, that's all. Haha.

And-- shut up, you aren't even touching my home!

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[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Playing along. Right...

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but I helped BUILD that home, if you have forgotten. And it's already far too late for that, I've already touched that house at least a thousand times.

[wannabe_maiden]

Yeah, well just because you HELPED doesn't mean you can just toss me out! I did most of the work here!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

It was a team effort, I have just as much right to toss you out as you do me, da ze~

[wannabe_maiden]

You did the roof, I did the rest!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Your point?

[wannabe_maiden]

I have more power over who stays in there then you!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Well then, clearly the solution to our problem here is to blow it up and I rebuild the entire thing, da ze~

[wannabe_maiden]

How about NO! I like it just the way it is, thank you.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

And this is why you're no fun at all. Well, this and a whole bunch of other reasons. Maybe I should do it anyway, just to spite you. Probably upgrade it to retrofit my lab, just in case I ever get it brought here, or even rebuilt at this point. Oh, the possibilities, da ze~

[wannabe_maiden]

Just build your lab next door and leave this one alone?