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[i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com]

[ What's that jingling noise? What's that silhouette of a sleigh against the moon? C... Could Santa have come early this year?

...All of those hopes are dashed as a song plays from above. ]

♫ He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!
Ohhhhh--
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down--!! ♪

[ cue the very mechanical-looking Santa cruising by near you and opening fire ]

[ OOC; ROBO SANTA TIME. Because... none of us mods can play Robot Santa, we will just be letting you godmod him as you please through the entire event when he attacks and so on! HE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, HE WILL SHOOT AT ANYONE. The only rule is: He cannot be destroyed. You're free to fend him off and so on, though!

If you have never heard of Robot Santa, allow me to point you in the direction of watching material. Happy Holidays and feel free to threadhop amongst this post! ]

Comments

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

W-What in the world?!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

*haha getting hit by every single bullet fired at him and they are just making little 1 HP's pop up above his head*

... you're kidding, right?

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

*what in the holy hell*

Didn't that thing just shoot you repeatedly?!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Yup. Must have a pretty high HIT stat.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

But how are you still alive?!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Tch. What kind of demon would I be if bullets actually did any damage?

[lovebornblossom.livejournal.com]

*coming up behind you since donno that she can deflect several 100 rounds of bullets like Overlords (and their sons) can, according to NIS*

.......Is that really Santa Claus?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

*bless my endless DEF*

It's sure a Santa Claus.

[lovebornblossom.livejournal.com]

There's more than one?

[wannabe_maiden]

*totally dodging like crazy... until she realizes that it's only taking off 1HP per shot as well, oh well, the perks of being Overlord*

I think I liked it better when all we had to do was dodge flying plants.

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

At least the bullets help keep some of the annoying people away.

[wannabe_maiden]

... and possibly harm or kill them, yeah.

[part-time-god.livejournal.com]

[Icon very related]

...So, does this mean 'no presents'?

[hagiri-no-kiri.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes.

[part-time-god.livejournal.com]

Crud, and here I spent the whole year on my best behavior. I only bummed off the food Loki had in his mansion like, thrice. This week.

Err, a-anyways, shouldn't we be doing something about this fake Santa? I really wasn't planning on getting shot today...

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[...oh also running like hell] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[pennate.livejournal.com]

[alkdjfdk Edwaaaard ;A; Runs after!]

Edward!

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[AAAAAAAAH WHAT NO DON'T GET IN THE LINE OF FIRE]

Freya, I'll be fine! Just get somewhere safe!

[pennate.livejournal.com]

He can't harm me... I'll be your shield until you're safe!

[hatstheway.livejournal.com]

W-what is that and why is it--?! [ right, should probably run ]

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

*zipping by to scoop you up*

[hatstheway.livejournal.com]

[ scoop'd! ] M-Mr. Blade??

[lolielujah.livejournal.com]

You aren't hurt anywhere, are you?

1/2

[isthismoe.livejournal.com]

*aflkdhgdlhg*

[isthismoe.livejournal.com]

Um...

*then an eeeeeeep! as she dives for cover!*