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[ What's that jingling noise? What's that silhouette of a sleigh against the moon? C... Could Santa have come early this year?

...All of those hopes are dashed as a song plays from above. ]

♫ He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!
Ohhhhh--
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down--!! ♪

[ cue the very mechanical-looking Santa cruising by near you and opening fire ]

[ OOC; ROBO SANTA TIME. Because... none of us mods can play Robot Santa, we will just be letting you godmod him as you please through the entire event when he attacks and so on! HE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, HE WILL SHOOT AT ANYONE. The only rule is: He cannot be destroyed. You're free to fend him off and so on, though!

If you have never heard of Robot Santa, allow me to point you in the direction of watching material. Happy Holidays and feel free to threadhop amongst this post! ]

Comments

[wannabe_maiden]

*totally dodging like crazy... until she realizes that it's only taking off 1HP per shot as well, oh well, the perks of being Overlord*

I think I liked it better when all we had to do was dodge flying plants.

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

At least the bullets help keep some of the annoying people away.

[wannabe_maiden]

... and possibly harm or kill them, yeah.

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

They should learn to stay inside!

[wannabe_maiden]

I don't think that's going to keep them safe for very long.

... but those bullets are really starting to tick me off!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

You'd think he'd go harass someone who actually gave a damn about the holiday.

[wannabe_maiden]

You know... why aren't you more excited about this holiday anyway? I mean, it's free gifts, that's always nice.


... or easy loot, in your case.

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Tch. It's not like this place is gonna have prime gift material even if I got anything.

[wannabe_maiden]

Hey, who knows? We might get lucky for once?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

I'm not putting any Hell on it.

[wannabe_maiden]

Well, do you have anything better to do?

*totally staring at her HP bar... which isn't even 1/10th gone* Is he planning on doing that until it's all gone or what?

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'll get bored and go after someone who'll actually run.

Or just straight up run out of bullets.

[wannabe_maiden]

I dunno, do robots get bored?

Well I hope that happens soon... this is getting kinda annoying!

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of impressed at his determination, if nothing else.