2 ♔ pranks exist, prove me wrong

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, see that on the ground? It's two tickets to that thing you love-- no, wait. It is that thing you love. Or that precious thing you thought went missing a month ago. Or something really valuable that you like or want, like money, or if you're a sensible islander, like soap. Let's just say it's something your character may really want.

WHATEVER IT IS, it moves slightly out of reach when you go to grab it.

And again.

And again.

What do you do? ]

Comments

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*thisfacethisfacethisface--*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ thisfacethisfacethisface-- somewhere you can't see it ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

... C'mere Be'el. *so grabbing some vines and will be tying Be'el up-- HE HAS A FANTABULOUS PLAN*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ --wait what ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*spinning Be'el around in the air and tossing him towards the object!*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ attempts to pull it away again! ]

1/2

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*REACH BABY REACH-- and he'll hit the ground face first :(* ... Damn! It was really close this time--

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Gyaaaaaaa!! *brb getting electrocuted by Be'el*

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

... [ okay she's giving herself away by cackling ]

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*t-twitching as he reels Be'el in* Oi... I-I know that laugh..

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

[ popping up behind you ] April Fool's.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*dg;gf;d turning around* Whoa! I-I completely forgot about that!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Well, now you know!

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Can I still get my PSP back? I've been dyin' to play it for a while!

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

That's what this device is...?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Yup. If you play one game, you'd be hooked for hours on end.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Tche-- [ tossing it to you ] I've never seen anything like it in my life.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*catching it* You can't tell me yer not the least bit interested in it.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. What does it do?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Plays games, surfs the internet, plays movies, plays music-- It can really do a lot.

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

Really?

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

Wanna try it out for a bit?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

... might as well. I'm bored.

[yobabysdaddy.livejournal.com]

*tossing it right back to you*

Huh. Is it that easy for witches to get bored?

[bitchcrafts.livejournal.com]

I've spent a thousand years finding ways to kill time. Most witches my age tire of living because everything's become so boring.

[ ... fumbling with it because she doesn't know what turns it on ]