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[ratically.livejournal.com]

[ This is Yuki, in search of a meal at his favored pizza tree. This is the look on his face when he discovers said pizza tree is no longer in service. This is his absolute horror. ]

....w-where did it go??

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[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Where did who go?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

The tree. The tree that I was going to get dinner from.

[ THIS IS A DISASTER. ]

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

There was a tree here? Are you sure? 'Cause I don't see even a stump.

1/2

[ratically.livejournal.com]

....I swear they were here. I come this way often. The cake tree is supposed to be right over there. Don't you eat from them?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

....you probably don't, huh?

[lionborn.livejournal.com]

So this one's vanished too, huh. Looks like today's theme is "back to the basics".

[ratically.livejournal.com]

You mean this is island-wide?

[lionborn.livejournal.com]

I didn't check all of it yet, but as far as I've seen - Yep!

[ratically.livejournal.com]

We're doomed, Leo.

[onmydayoff.livejournal.com]

Did something leave, sir?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

Yes. The pizza tree. It appears to have vanished.

[ ....and now he sounds crazy. ]

[onmydayoff.livejournal.com]

[he comes from a crazy world, it's okay]

Ah. Do you have a pizza then? You can plant it on the ground and another one will grow.

Probably.

[ratically.livejournal.com]

I do not.

But this is terrible news. There are many who rely on this as their main source of food.

[godsbait.livejournal.com]

Where did what go?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

There was a tree here. A couple, actually.

They grew things like pizza and cake.

[godsbait.livejournal.com]

...pizza and cake?

[souris-keteer.livejournal.com]

Yuki?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

The pizza tree. It's gone.

[souris-keteer.livejournal.com]

It did? That's strange...

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

[...oh great.]

[ratically.livejournal.com]

...you mean the others are missing as well?

[insertshortrant.livejournal.com]

Yeah, any of the weird food trees are gone. Fruit ones are still here, but anything else is gone.

Hmm?~

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

[Aya flies off, wings flapping in rapid succession as she lands ever so eloquently by the boy. And by eloquent, we mean 'land clumsily, almost stumble, and then have to use your interviewee as a support'.]

"Hey, hey what's gone missing?~ Tell me, tell me!" [She holds up a little notepad in her hand. Things are going to start getting weird.]

[ratically.livejournal.com]

[ What the--?! ]

....!!

[ And sorry. Yuki has super defense against girls touching him. He suddenly steps back, and hopefully you don't fall on your face. :[ ]

I...er...are you okay?

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

[Oh dagnabbit. Aya does, in fact, fall on her face] --mmf! [sputter.] N-Nice catch...! [She cleans the sand from her mouth. ew.] B-But yeah, I'm okay...my flying has been getting wonky lately. [By that, she means she can't fly at all and has just been gliding from high cliffs like an idiot!] So, go on, go on, tell me! What's gone?!