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[ratically.livejournal.com]

[ This is Yuki, in search of a meal at his favored pizza tree. This is the look on his face when he discovers said pizza tree is no longer in service. This is his absolute horror. ]

....w-where did it go??

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[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

[Oh dagnabbit. Aya does, in fact, fall on her face] --mmf! [sputter.] N-Nice catch...! [She cleans the sand from her mouth. ew.] B-But yeah, I'm okay...my flying has been getting wonky lately. [By that, she means she can't fly at all and has just been gliding from high cliffs like an idiot!] So, go on, go on, tell me! What's gone?!

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[ratically.livejournal.com]

Yes. That most definitely wasn't flying. That was crashing...spectacularly.

[ratically.livejournal.com]

But...the pizza tree is missing. Not cut down. Not uprooted.

Just...missing.

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

[she looks at where the base was supposed to be--or where she suspected it]

"...A-Amazing! Tell me, what do you think happened?!"

[ratically.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure.

But many people rely on it, so this poses a bit of a problem.

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

[nods, jotting this all down--when she realizes something]

Oh no! H-How am I going to get even the newspaper out there?! If the trees are disappearing, I'll have no paper!

[ratically.livejournal.com]

Well...I'm sure not all of them will vanish. Just the strange ones.

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

N-Nn, b-but still...! Even so, i-if we did the math, with one tree gone today, there could be another gone the nest day--until this island becomes a desert!

[ratically.livejournal.com]

I...am pretty sure you don't have to worry about that, miss.

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

And why not?! It's all mathematical! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! AYAAAAA! [She tosses her notepad up in the air and begins to hyperventilate.]

[ratically.livejournal.com]

[ ...you know. Her freak out is kind of cute. It reminds him of Tohru. ]

I think you're overreacting. Just a little.

[ trademark prince-ly smile. ]

It will be fine. The island is capable of growing trees fast enough to replenish them before they run out. Such is the nature of this place. Are you new?

[liableforlibel.livejournal.com]

New? I wouldn't say...new to these THINGS but yes, new to the island...See, I come from a place where stuff like this happens once a year--then some shrine maiden and witch and possibly a maid go and beat the shit out of who was doing it. B-but who's doing it now?!