island picks the worst times

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

[a young boy, soaked to the bone and with his clothes sopping wet and reeking of salt, is dragging himself up a beach grumbling at his outstretched hand]

Come on, magic doesn't just disappear! Nor do staves! In mid-air! Aah... either way, it's a good job I learnt how to swim...

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[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

... ... shouldn't the being happy to see her come first...?

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy tomorrow. Or something.

[gotta put on the STALWART DAD face so his son doesn't think DAD IS WEAK]

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

[THINKING YOU'RE A DUMBASS INSTEAD]

A-anyway, it's good you found her. Something bizarre is going on!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

You're right! If she didn't take my bed, I'd have my magic right now.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I really don't think the two are related!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Why would you say somethin' like that?

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I don't-- I-- if someone being in your bed makes you lose your magic then Chamo has really been lying to me a lot!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

You've been letting girls sleep in your bed?!

Listen here, kiddo! Girls are the great evil! You can't let'em near you!

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I-- no! Not--... strictly speaking! And I didn't have a lot of choice what with being sent to teach an all-girls class!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

You need to make use of the power called body odor! Otherwise, you're done for!

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I-I've been trying! But then people throw me in the ba--

Why am I turning into you?!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't say that like it's a bad thing.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

--this isn't fair! Why are my options 'be my father' or 'bathe'?!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

I'm tellin' your mom you don't properly take baths.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

--y-you can't!!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

I can! We'll go take a family bath! It's the best plan I ever thought of!

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

That's-- I'm not a kid!

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

What? Scared of seein' your mom naked?

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

That's not it! I'll just--... ... feel silly.

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Come on. Not two seconds ago you were blabberin' about your mom and now you don't even want to take a bath with her?

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

Well-- isn't she royalty?! I'm not-- aren't there rules and protocol and...

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Now you're just making excuses.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

I just... haven't seen her in so long I can't even remember. I wouldn't know where to begin...

[minmaxedmage.livejournal.com]

Lookin' at her boobs. That's where you could start.

[robenwizrdharem.livejournal.com]

N-no! Why on earth would I--?!